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"Torvald!!!!!!" he yelled "Come drive while I push." Knowing
Torvald, he wasn't pushing much anyway. Torvald came around the
side, dripping mud and water. He was 13 and learning how to drive
anyway and Herman knew he could push a lot harder than Torvald. If
they could just get out of this one mud hole they would make it on
home. A lot of it would be low pedal but they would make it. At
least the sedan had a door on that side instead of like the touring
car where Freida had to get out to let him out. God-a-mighty, she'd
be mad if she had to get out to let him out here. "Now just wind it
up a little and then push as hard as you can on the low pedal, don't
let it slip the bands, let it kill the engine." "I'll be right here
pushing on the door." "OK, NOW!!!!" Herman yelled. "PUSH!!!" It
moved. Torvald stomped as hard as he could on the low pedal. The
wheels spun about a turn and a half and got traction and killed the
engine. Herman reached in the door and started it again. "AGAIN!!!"
he yelled. Torvald reached up and pulled the throttle all the way
down and stretched his leg as far as he could to mash the low pedal
down. They all pushed!!!! And away it went! Torvald and Freida
hanging on for dear life and Henry Herman, Ford Helferstout and
Clara Freida yelling at the top of their lungs, "Got Damn Ford, Got
Damn Ford, Got Damn Ford!!!" When you're three years old everything
is fun. Herman was running after them as fast as he could and
yelling to Torvald to let off the low pedal but Torvald was so
excited and surprised that the Ford was still running wide open and
was slogging up the hill through the mud full throttle. It was
slewing all over the muddy road like a fresh worm on a fish hook and
Tovald was so busy trying to keep it on the road he couldn't find
the presence of mind to shut it off or idle it down or let off the
low pedal and there wasn't a chance in Hell Herman could catch him
running uphill in the mud. Finally Herman just stood in the road and
yelled, "Let your damn foot up, Torvald!!" They must have been 500
feet up the hill before Freida calmed down enough to reach over and
turn off the key.
Herman & Einar and the girls slogged
their way up the hill. Nobody had much to say. The girls were a
muddy mess, their good town coats soaked with the spray from the
wheels when the Ford took off, their shoes ruined for anything but
work shoes now and their hair and faces covered in thick brown mud.
Einar looked like a cat had dragged him in off the manure pile and
Herman's boots were soaked and his feet were wet, even though he had
missed most of the spray that the kids got from being in the back of
the car. "It'll cost me more to buy them new coats and shoes than
the Ruckstell would have cost and we'd have been home an hour ago."
Thank God the low band was still holding and they should be able to
get home on the low pedal even though his left leg would be numb
from holding it down by the time they got there. There was still the
rest of this long grade to pull and the Jorgenson hill and then the
last mile to the farm, but at least they should make it with out
having to walk home, or worse yet; sit and wait half the night for
Einar or Herman to walk to the neighbors and get a team of horses to
come and pull them out.
"I'll have the Ruckstell in before
we all go to town again," he thought, "And by Damn, I'll never have
another Ford without one." "And if I get a Ford truck this fall I'll
have one in it, too." "I should have listened to Freida."
It
was a long, quiet ride home except for the triplets who yelled "Got
Damn Ford," as loud as they could and then collapsed in giggles no
matter how many times Freida told them to quit it. Herman never said
a word. Having been married to Freida for 17 years, he knew when it
was time to keep his mouth shut and this was damn sure one of those
times.
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