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             "Torvald!!!!!!" he yelled "Come drive while I push." Knowing 
            Torvald, he wasn't pushing much anyway. Torvald came around the 
            side, dripping mud and water. He was 13 and learning how to drive 
            anyway and Herman knew he could push a lot harder than Torvald. If 
            they could just get out of this one mud hole they would make it on 
            home. A lot of it would be low pedal but they would make it. At 
            least the sedan had a door on that side instead of like the touring 
            car where Freida had to get out to let him out. God-a-mighty, she'd 
            be mad if she had to get out to let him out here. "Now just wind it 
            up a little and then push as hard as you can on the low pedal, don't 
            let it slip the bands, let it kill the engine." "I'll be right here 
            pushing on the door." "OK, NOW!!!!" Herman yelled. "PUSH!!!" It 
            moved. Torvald stomped as hard as he could on the low pedal. The 
            wheels spun about a turn and a half and got traction and killed the 
            engine. Herman reached in the door and started it again. "AGAIN!!!" 
            he yelled. Torvald reached up and pulled the throttle all the way 
            down and stretched his leg as far as he could to mash the low pedal 
            down. They all pushed!!!! And away it went! Torvald and Freida 
            hanging on for dear life and Henry Herman, Ford Helferstout and 
            Clara Freida yelling at the top of their lungs, "Got Damn Ford, Got 
            Damn Ford, Got Damn Ford!!!" When you're three years old everything 
            is fun. Herman was running after them as fast as he could and 
            yelling to Torvald to let off the low pedal but Torvald was so 
            excited and surprised that the Ford was still running wide open and 
            was slogging up the hill through the mud full throttle. It was 
            slewing all over the muddy road like a fresh worm on a fish hook and 
            Tovald was so busy trying to keep it on the road he couldn't find 
            the presence of mind to shut it off or idle it down or let off the 
            low pedal and there wasn't a chance in Hell Herman could catch him 
            running uphill in the mud. Finally Herman just stood in the road and 
            yelled, "Let your damn foot up, Torvald!!" They must have been 500 
            feet up the hill before Freida calmed down enough to reach over and 
            turn off the key. 
  Herman & Einar and the girls slogged 
            their way up the hill. Nobody had much to say. The girls were a 
            muddy mess, their good town coats soaked with the spray from the 
            wheels when the Ford took off, their shoes ruined for anything but 
            work shoes now and their hair and faces covered in thick brown mud. 
            Einar looked like a cat had dragged him in off the manure pile and 
            Herman's boots were soaked and his feet were wet, even though he had 
            missed most of the spray that the kids got from being in the back of 
            the car. "It'll cost me more to buy them new coats and shoes than 
            the Ruckstell would have cost and we'd have been home an hour ago." 
            Thank God the low band was still holding and they should be able to 
            get home on the low pedal even though his left leg would be numb 
            from holding it down by the time they got there. There was still the 
            rest of this long grade to pull and the Jorgenson hill and then the 
            last mile to the farm, but at least they should make it with out 
            having to walk home, or worse yet; sit and wait half the night for 
            Einar or Herman to walk to the neighbors and get a team of horses to 
            come and pull them out. 
  "I'll have the Ruckstell in before 
            we all go to town again," he thought, "And by Damn, I'll never have 
            another Ford without one." "And if I get a Ford truck this fall I'll 
            have one in it, too." "I should have listened to Freida." 
  It 
            was a long, quiet ride home except for the triplets who yelled "Got 
            Damn Ford," as loud as they could and then collapsed in giggles no 
            matter how many times Freida told them to quit it. Herman never said 
            a word. Having been married to Freida for 17 years, he knew when it 
            was time to keep his mouth shut and this was damn sure one of those 
            times. 
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